Jun 242008
 

A young man I used to flirt and banter with here at the office one day finally admitted to me that, sometimes, he’s not checking a text message when he’s at my desk talking to me for 15-20 minutes at a stretch.

He was slyly using his cameraphone to take a picture of a place he didn’t want to stare openly at since we were “just friends” (his idea, not mine). I had always wondered why, on my days when I knew what I was wearing and how it looked from his angle (especially when I would lean forward a slight bit), he seemed oblivious to the cleavage. I had started out thinking “what better way to woo him to the dark side than cleavage?” But I was soon left wondering if perhaps he was gay. Yes, I know, you men are going to tell me that you’ve become stealth-masters at glancing at cleavage and we can’t tell. Yes, we can. I’m sorry to inform you. And since during every conversation, long flirtatious eye contact was always held, I knew where his eyes were looking and where they weren’t.

But he tricked me with the cameraphone.

I was quite aroused when he finally confessed one day in an email. I had worried that the “boob shirt” (you’ve all seen it before, “the picture that launched a thousand sperm”) was a bit TOO much for an office setting. I casually asked him in email one afternoon if he thought my shirt was too revealing for work “or is that something you just don’t notice with me?” There was silence for awhile.

Then I get a text. A pic message, actually, from him. Of a damn fine view of cleavage……wait…that top looks familiar…you guessed it, it was me. Was I offended? Skeeved out? Fuck no, I grinned like the cat who got the canary. I asked him to send me his favorite one that he had taken. I also asked how many he had taken….it was a lot, that’s all he would admit to. Below you’ll find his favorite.

I asked why it was his favorite, but he never answered me.

Over the next few weeks of his assignment, whenever I would be wearing one of my lower-cut tops, I would all but outright tell him to “take a picture, it’ll last longer”…when he got out his phone and said, not-quite-convincingly, “Oh I have a text, I wonder who it’s from” I would pointedly lean forward more, make the girls even more overflowing and obvious and grin up at him. My little not-so-secret voyeur.

Hmm, I need a replacement for Temp Boy……care to seek employment here, anyone? ;)

  • Thursday’s Child

    If you ever need a Temp Girl…I make excellent copies!

    And that is a gorgeous picture – so sexy, all lips and tits. I love it!

  • Narration by D

    Ah, the boob shirt. Its power is outstanding. Of course you already know that I am a fan.

    Gorgeous as always.

  • Gadfly

    HAAAAAAAHHH!!!

    *clasping hands over mouth*

    *looking at charging phone with new interest*

  • Mickey

    If that is the kind of view he would have gotten, I’m not surprised he did what he did! Wow.

    Great blog, btw.x

  • Lilly

    Thursday – anytime :D

    D – thanks hon ;)

    Gadfly – Just be careful out there

    Mickey – Thanks for the compliments, I’ve enjoyed yours, as well.

  • Jill

    What Thursday said! The lips plus the boobs are a killer combo.

  • Q

    Definitely due to the DSL’s in that pic. I know a great replacement for your TempBoy – I’ll send him over!

  • Rat In A Cage

    I was referred by Q & I'm your guy. I was laughing my ass off reading that. I have posted many a secret work photo. We know you know when we're looking so we got all smart but he wasn't supossed tp rat himself out. Although, I must say I have posted my photos to warn all my female readers about what us guys are up to out there to warn them. The more I warn them, the lower the tops. Go figure. I'm sure I should read more of your posts before just volunterring for the work, but really that photo was all I needed.

    Thanks for the referral, Q!

  • Lilly

    Glad to see two newbies….and somebody’s an ambitious blogger!! Geez, I didn’t even know which blog to click on, Rat!

    Q – DSL’s?

  • Rat In A Cage

    I couldn't figure out DSL either because it's certainly not how she gets online. I was going to ask, but I was drooling all over myself.

    The Clowns & Jesus one is the main one.

  • Q

    Dick Sucking Lips…

  • Rat In A Cage

    How the heck did I not know about that? Q, let me see your lips again.

  • Q

    You live under a rock?

    Here ya go —>

  • Rat In A Cage

    Good photo, and I have been living under government surveillance so no time to go out with dick sucking lips.